The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Guys, it's over.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!