The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to not have any power.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to win the crying game

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!