The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to be your self

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!