The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to fly indoors

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!