The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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The power to not have superpowers

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!