The power to piss lemon juice

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!