The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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the power to never get spam

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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the power to poo pineapples

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to make water expire.

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to piss people off.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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the ability to see fairy's

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!