The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to pee backwards.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to not be funny

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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the power to die....

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!