the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to not have any power.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!