the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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Death at will

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to be your self

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!