the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power of missing a finger.

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The power to have no power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!