The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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Smoke vision

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The ability to control the internet

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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Power to make other people rich.

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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the power to shit bicks

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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Farting at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!