Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The ability to Hi

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The ability to float for half a second

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!