the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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power to be an alcohoic

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to change your urine to any color

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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i like pie.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to have no power.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!