power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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the power to win the crying game

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to see into the present

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!