The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to get thumbs down.

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the power to make toast into bread

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!