The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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Balls.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to die....

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!