The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to troll yourself

the power to crap big mac combos at will

the power to suck your elbow

The power to communicate with nearby aliens

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

the power to change the colour of your urine

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

The power to piss lava.

The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

The ability to see through shallow water.

the power to sizzle like bacon

The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

The power to cut onion without crying.

The power to sleep for one thousand years

The ability to imitate a tadpole.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!