The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to turn wine into water

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through windows

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power of Being stupid

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!