The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to fart at will.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!