The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to bleed

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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Death at will

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!