The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to swim on land

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The power to pee backwards.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!