The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to see the present.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to see through glass

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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Facebook.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!