the power to kiss your own ass

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The ability to bleed lava

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power to potato.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!