The power to learn only at school.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to see through water

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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Turn gold into lead.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!