The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to write a country song

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to catch em all

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to turn into paper

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!