The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to pee any color

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!