The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!