The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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LIME

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!