The power to lick your own back...

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to die on command

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to fart at will.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!