The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to state the obvious.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to die

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!