the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!