The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to restate the obvious.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!