the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Steel kidneys

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to not have any power.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to look into the past

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!