The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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the power to do totally nothing

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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the power to speak in Braille.

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vomitspit

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!