The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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the power to have a power.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to have no one read this post

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to bi ugly

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!