The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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the power to make to much coffee

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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the power to jizz on cue

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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power to breathe

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!