The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!