The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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captain obvious

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!