The power to turn into paper

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to be a human

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!