The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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the power to pee on command

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to pee from your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!