The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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Dejavu

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to speak braille

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!