The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to sleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!