The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to be dead

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!