The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to die at will

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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KeemStar

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!