The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The ability to rape the willing.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!