The power to start a zombie apocalypse

The power to produce sweat when hot.

The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

The power to talk to talking animals.

The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

The power to sweat soup.

The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

The power to transform into yourself

The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

the power to fart in 7 different colors

The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

The ability to summon a lamp once.

The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

The power to change the colour of your appendix

The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!