The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the ability to see into the past

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!