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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.
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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts
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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.
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The power of trolling your self
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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.
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The power to eat air with your lungs
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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.
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thee power to not eat but still starve
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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.
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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger
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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.
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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.
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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net
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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.
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The power to transform into yourself
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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.
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the power to glow in the dark only during the day
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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid
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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.
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The power to think.
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The Power of cheese
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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.
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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.
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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!