The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

The power to transform into yourself

The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

the power to glow in the dark only during the day

The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

The power to fill trash cans with garbage

The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

The power to transform into a bronie

The Power of cheese

Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

The power to have no power.

The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

power to fly only in the plane

The power to control hummingbirds.

The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!