The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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Guys, it's over.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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Melting

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to understand myspace

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!