The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to teleport through open doors

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power of not knowing the future

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!