The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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the power to see the present.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to not have power

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to exist

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!