The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to kill yourself.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to sleep

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The power to predict the past.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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power to breathe

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!