the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!