the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!