The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to teleport through open doors

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!