The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to have children at will.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The ability to see through glass

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!