The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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the power to die at will

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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the power to commit crime.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!