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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to make out of thin air

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!