The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to shit brix

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to not have this superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!