- Pointless Super Powers

Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

+69

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

+65

The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

+61

the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

+59

The power to turn gold into stones.

+49

the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

+45

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to die at will

Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

The ability to do nothing

The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

The power to be attracted by bullets

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

The ability to be a rock

the power to know what time is not

Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

the power to see when the lights are on

Swiss army teeth.

The power to blink one second faster then usual.

The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

the power to make plants grow slightly faster

X-ray vision that only works on windows

The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid