The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!