The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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Asexual reproduction.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to be buried at sea

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!