The power to be a virgin forever.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to die at will.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!