The power to eat food

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to fart at will.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!