The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to understand myspace

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the power to make body fat go away

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The ability to smell with your hands

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to be your self

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!