The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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the power to poop pee

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The power to make meringues levitate

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!