The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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NMR Vision

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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the power to make to much coffee

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the power to be powerless.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!