the power to be powerless.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power

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The power to annoy people

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!