The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to go through open windows

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to poke

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!