The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The ability to breathe automatically

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!