the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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the power to spell words wrong

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!