the power to die at will

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power die if you think.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!