The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to make out of thin air

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!