The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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the power to do totally nothing

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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the ability to spell wrong

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!