The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Black power

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to grow boobs

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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the power to die on command

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!