the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!