The power to fart flames

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to be phone

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to eat food

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!