the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The ability to see through glass.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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vomitspit

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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LIME

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!