Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!