The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power die if you think.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!