the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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the power to jizz on cue

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Poop

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!