The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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Night vision that only works during the day

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to make fish drown.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!