The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to write about power.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!