The power to sleep

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to see the present.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to be dead

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!