The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the ability to die once you have died

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!