The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to see through air.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!