The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to understand math.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!