The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to only tell the truth

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power of eating from ears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!