The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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the power to always hug people

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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Ladder hands.

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the power to die

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!