The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The ability to clean

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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Retractable Teeth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!