The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to bleed

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to have a power.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to think you have powers.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!