To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to not have this superpower

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!