Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to see through horses

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!