The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!