The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!