The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to snore.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!